'somebody needs to cut Eugene's head out to analyse'

'dont bother, he doesnt have a brain'

Friday was comical.

i was laughing at how a bubbletea's pearl landed among Cui's shoelaces,

while Tan was laughing at Cui's pleaselah expression,

& that attracted a pack of Ahbengs.

inclusive of one in rightleg-purple-leftleg-black skinnyjeans Aheng,

that pack of wolves thought we were laughing at them.

'EH TA MEN ZAI XIAO NI AH!!'

who knows, one came up to Oli;

'WO NA LI YI GE PENG YOU YAO REN SHI NI.'

'HUH.'

'KE YI GEI WO DIAN HUA HAO MA, MA?'

'NO!'

(one guy asked for Oli's number, if you didnt catch that.)

after that we fleed before anything else happens

cause they werent discussing what to do,

very very loudly.

'Oli, you should have just replied in Malay, or say: You no understand, me come from tar-land.(thailand)'

'if they were calling their Brothers to come and beat us up, do you think we can out run them?'

'NO?! i think ahbengs run damn fast. everyday chase people, they play basketball too! plus, we are so unfit now!'